it is the Bible, now with sixty eight% extra humor and ninety nine% fewer begats!
You've desired to learn the Bible, yet it is uber-long and, let's accept it, occasionally uninteresting. you are a busy individual with stuff to do. you will want the Bible,only funnier.
Enter The Twible, which brings you each bankruptcy as tweeted in one hundred forty characters or much less, from Genesis to Revelation!
Find out what the Bible says you are purported to do if a chum starts off worshiping one other god, your baby disrespects you in public, otherwise you holiday the Sabbath. (The solutions to these dilemmas are to stone your pal, stone your baby, and stone your self. In that order.) examine the place Paul swears within the New testomony, and why Jeremiah may gain advantage from antidepressants.
Inside The Twible you will find:
-- A tweet for every of the 1,189 chapters of the Bible
-- A precis of each e-book of the Bible in seven phrases or less
-- Dozens of informative sidebars (print variation merely; now not in Kindle)
-- greater than 50 unique cartoons
-- A thesaurus telling you who is who within the Bible
From begin to end, The Twible brings the Bible to terrific, depraved, bizarre life.
"The Twible adapts the outdated testomony to the light-hearted quipping commonly used in daily Tweets." -- The Guardian
"The Twible is the main pleasing model of my dad's e-book i have learn within the final millennia!" -- Jesus Christ
"The Twible is the easiest instance i've got ever obvious of the reverence of irreverence. merely those that love deeply and securely can carry this sort of humor to the telling of the
family's tales. do not learn it, except you're ready to fall in love with them again." -- Phyllis Tickle, writer of "The Divine Hours" and "The nice Emergence"
"I would not item if Twibles have been in each inn room. If they are utilizing this
book, i glance ahead to the subsequent time Christians try to proselytwize me." -- Hemant Mehta, The pleasant Atheist blogger; writer of "The younger Atheist's Survival Guide"
"Forget approximately studying the Bible in a 12 months. you can now learn it in an hour, because of
the subversive, a bit of disturbed, brain of Jana Riess." -- Peter Enns, writer of "Genesis for regular People"
"The ideal (surreptitious) iPad or pill spouse for draggy Sunday (or Saturday) morning prone. warning: to not be used for congregational Scripture reading."
-- Mark I. Pinsky, writer of "The Gospel in response to the Simpsons"
"Whatever you're thinking that of Twitter, there may be no swifter or funnier
way to learn during the Bible than with Riess's Twible delivering spot-on interpretation bankruptcy via bankruptcy. On a jet circulation of reliable scholarship, it will maintain you pondering lengthy after the hashtags have burned away." -- Kristin Swenson, writer of "Bible Babel: Making experience of the main Talked-about e-book of All Time"
"The Twible" is an indelible booklet that reads like an oddly non secular comedy yet has the influence of a super jingle that sticks on your mind to the purpose of insanity. learn it and force your self pleasantly nuts." -- Frank Schaeffer, writer of "And God stated, Billy!"
"This is significant stuff; hilariously actual summaries of complicated fabric. Riess is a truly humorous, charmingly masterful guide." -- Debbie Blue, pastor; writer of "Consider the Birds: A Provocative advisor to the Birds of the Bible"
"This is the absolute funniest and most enjoyable Bible translation ever. but, through the resulting hilarity there's a knowledge the following that demanding situations and provokes. -- Steven L. Peck, writer of "A brief remain in Hell" and "The pupil of Moab"